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Yo Mama - Tattoo

Yo mama so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest -- actual size.

Yo Mama - Trash Bags

Yo mama so fat she wears trash bags for socks.

Yo Momma - Cars

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo Mama - Chevy

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Goodwill

Wife: I have a bag full of clothes I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? It's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use the clothes

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits in your clothes is not starving.