Yo Mama - Flat
Yo mama is so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it, so I said "Implants?"
Knock Knock - Emersom
Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Bruce Jenner - Crash
Q: What did Bruce Jenner attribute to his survival of the deadly car crash?
A: His new silicone implants.
Gourmet Booty Call
I noticed your toast points from across the room.