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Yo Mama - Flat

Yo mama is so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest.

Guess

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it, so I said "Implants?"

Knock Knock - Emersom

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Emersom

Emersom who?

Emersom nice boobs ya got there!

Bruce Jenner - Crash

Q: What did Bruce Jenner attribute to his survival of the deadly car crash?

A: His new silicone implants. 

Gourmet Booty Call

I noticed your toast points from across the room.