Q: Is there a purpose for a mahogany boob?
A: Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?
My girlfriend's breasts always look better once I've had alcohol
I call it the wine rack
Self Examination Hotline
Q: What message do you hear when you call the breast self-examination hotline?
A: You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now... Now press the other one.
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.
If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.