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The best jokes and joke writers!

Still Life

Q: Is there a purpose for a mahogany boob?

A: Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?

Head Rest

My girlfriend's breasts always look better once I've had alcohol

I call it the wine rack

Self Examination Hotline

Q: What message do you hear when you call the breast self-examination hotline?

A: You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now... Now press the other one.

Wonder Bra

Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.

Memories

If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.