Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Shaving

Yo mama so fat, she shaves with a lawnmower.

Anonymous

350 Pound Stripper

Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
A: Broke!

Anonymous

The Elegant Crapper

A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant. The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?" The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

Anonymous