Appearance Jokes

Dennis Rodman Kicked Out

Q: Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?
A: Because his purse didn't match his shoes.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tattoo

Yo mama so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest -- actual size.

Anonymous

Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F are the letters used to define bra sizes? 
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there.
C - Can't Complain!
D - Damn!
DD - Double damn!
E - Enormous!
G - GEEEEzus Christ!
F - Fake.

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