Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Car

Yo mama so fat, her car is made of spandex.

Anonymous

Many Faces

Grew up thinking I was stuck with the face I was born with; at 30 the beauty consultants at Macy's told me I would get the face I deserved; moved to LA and discovered I'd get the face I could afford!

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Anonymous

After Thanksgiving Scale

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your scale will read "Game Over."

Anonymous