Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Ugly Chickens

Q: Why are chickens so ugly?
A: You'd be ugly too if you had a pecker hanging out your forehead.

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Good Health

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

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Cactus Cross the Road

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken.

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