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The best jokes and joke writers!

Drunk Chicken

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?

A: Scotch eggs!

Elephant Braver Than The Hen

Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

A: Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Air Scare

Q: What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A: A chicken.

Chicken Book

Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A: A yolk book!

Starstruck Chicken

Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?

A: To see Gregory Peck!