Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!
Elephant Braver Than The Hen
Q: Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
A: Because the elephant isn't chicken!
Q: What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?
A: A chicken.
Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A: A yolk book!
Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
A: To see Gregory Peck!