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The best jokes and joke writers!

Alarm Cluck

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?

A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"

Monkey Tales

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: He was dead

Q:  Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

A:  He was glued to the monkey.

Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

A: Peer pressure.

Killed Your Rooster!

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him" ."Suit yourself,"  the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."

One Way To Lay An Egg

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

A: An eggroll!

Chicken For The Blonde

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the blonde how!