Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: He was dead
Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
A: He was glued to the monkey.
Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him" ."Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."
One Way To Lay An Egg
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Chicken For The Blonde
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the blonde how!