Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chicken Coop

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Redneck Guessing Game

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, "CHICKENS." "CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?" "Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em." Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Redneck Jokes
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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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