Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Chicken Coop

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Crazy Chicken

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo-cluck!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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