I Think I'm a Chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
A grain of wheat?
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it."
Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.
Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.