Taking Care of the Coyotes

Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent." "I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."

Sheep and Kangaroo

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A A sweater with big pockets.

Mutton Doc

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a sheep. 
Doctor: That's baaad!