Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes

Sheep

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A: A cloud!

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Sex With Sheep

Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.

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Mary Had

Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.

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