Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes

Elvis in the Field

My sheep likes to walk aimlessly round a field listening to Elvis
Wander of ewe.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes)
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Kilts In Vermont

Q: Why do people in Vermont wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Vermont Jokes) , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Mutton Break

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: Baaaaaaahamas.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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