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The best jokes and joke writers!

The Frustrated Bee

Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?

A: He couldn't find a BP station!

Stuck

Q: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

A: Worm your way out of that one!

A Firefly and A Moth

Q: What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

A: An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Green Jumper

Q. What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?

A. A grasshopper with hiccups!

Difference Between Mosquito and a Fly

Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.