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Difference Between Mosquito and a Fly

Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

Grasshopper Than a Cricket

Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?

A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

Bee Care

Q: Where do hornets and bees go when they are sick?

A: The 'waspital.'

Cockroach Killing

My wife is too afraid of cockroaches. One fine day, I heard a scream from my wife. She saw a cockroach and was screaming. I asked her to take the killing spray and to spray it on the cockroach. She took the spray and turned to me and said, "This spray is only to kill mosquitos, and how can it work for the cockroach?" I said to her, "Don't show the label to the cockroach."

Chicken and Centipede

Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!