Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Smart Insect

Q: What has 6 legs, bites and talks in code?
A: A morese-quito!

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Flying Bee

Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards!

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Black Widow Spiders

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

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