Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Chimney Cricket!

Q: What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
A: Chimney Cricket!

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Grasshopper

Q: What is a grasshopper?
A: An insect on a pogo stick!

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He Stepped On An Ant

Q: What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes)
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Submitted BY: timwk