Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Ant-Elope

Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!

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Elephants And Ants

Q: Why did the elephant walk on two feet?
A: To give the ants a chance!

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Trunk Across The Path

Q: Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path? 
A: To trip up the ants!

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