Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Cough Stirrup

Q: What do you give a pony with a cold?
A: Cough Stirrup!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Anonymous

Clinton Country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Bar Fight Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Anonymous

Very Hostile Farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled, the farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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