Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

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How To Make a Horse Laugh & Cry

Q: How do you make a horse laugh?
A: Tell him your schlong is bigger than his.
 
Q: How do you make a horse cry?
A: Show him.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Riddles
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Pony Talk

Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
A: Sorry, I'm a little horse.

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