Animal Jokes - Frog Jokes

Emotional Frog

Q: Why was the frog sad?
A: He was unhoppy.

Anonymous

Green and Red

Q: What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?
A: A frog in a blender!

Anonymous

Hitch-Hiking Frog

Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A: Hop in!

Anonymous