Animal Jokes - Frog Jokes

Frog Crossing

Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes , Riddles
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Long Life

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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