Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Raining All Night

There were 3 fish (the mom,dad,son) who needed a place to sleep. The mom slept in the kitchen sink. The dad slept in the the bathtub. The son slept in the toilet. The next morning the dad asked the mom how her night was. "Okay, but it was a little too small, said the mom" The mom asked the dad how his night was. "Just fine. There was a lot of room to swim," said the dad. The dad asked his son how his night was; "Horrible!!", said the son. It was raining scat and logs all night long!!"

Categories: Gross Jokes , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Shark Week - Heidi Klum

Q: What headline does Heidi Klum hate to read?
A: Seal killed by shark.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles
Anonymous

Fish That Dog's Catch

Q: What kind of fish does a dog catch?
A: Catfish.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles
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