Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Abbot and a Trout

Q: What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A: Monkfish!

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Doctor Doctor - Three Crabs

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Doctor: Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
Patient: What do you mean "took them out of their shells"?

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Wall Fish

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: Dam.

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