Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

He Can't Hear

Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Four Feet On An Elephant

Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A: Because it would look silly with six inches.

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African Vs. Indian Elephant

Q: What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
A: About 3,000 miles!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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