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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
He's Got An Itch
Q: Why do elephants scratch themselves?
A: Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!
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Elephant at The Movies
Q: "What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
A: You would miss most of the film!
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Dog-Elephant Hybrid
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.
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