Elephants

Q:  How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A:  Wet.
Q:  How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A:  One by one.

Difficult Homework

Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

Grey and Goes Round

Q: What's grey and goes round and round?
A: An elephant in a washing machine!