Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Tampon

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.

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Elephants In A Car

Q: How do you fit five elephants into a car?
A: Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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Green Elephant

Q: What do you do with a green elephant?
A: Wait till it ripens!

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