Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant With Diarrhea

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.

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Elephant With A Machine Gun

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir!

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Elephant Diet

Q: Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
A: He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

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