Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

K9 Favorite

Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Dog Call

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyway!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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The Irishman's Missing Dog

An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says, "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"  So he does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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