Animal Jokes - Cow Jokes

Harem

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Dying Drinking

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Riddles
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Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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