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Under a Cow
Q: What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head!
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Hundred Cows
Q: How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
A: You hang up a bingo sign!
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New Way To Herd Cattle
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Wednesday, October 21, 1992, A Japanese rancher told reporters in Tokyo in July that he herds cattle by outfitting them with pocket pagers (beepers), which he calls from his portable phone. After a week of training, the cows associate the beeping with eating and hustle up for grub.
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