Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom!"
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!
Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog -- it croaks every night.
Cat on the Beach
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws" !