Brotherly Love

An old lady’s cat gives birth to a litter of kittens. She says to the vet, “How could it have happened? She never leaves the house. How could she meet another cat?” “What about that tom sitting on the sofa?” asks the vet. “Don’t be ridiculous ,” says the old lady. That's her brother.

Free New Teeth

Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Smack a lion!

Old Cat and Baby Kitten

Q: What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
A: An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!