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It Lives On Ice
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
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Parrot and Centipede
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A great walkie-talkie!
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Dog Food
Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
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