Animal Jokes

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Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

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Bird Relief

Q: What sound does a Pterodactyl make when it goes to the bathroom?
A: None because the 'P' is silent.

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