Animal Jokes

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Giraffes

Q: How did giraffes come to be?
A: Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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Clinton Country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV goes on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a horses ass!" A guy gets up and punches him... And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton came on he said the same, "There's a horses ASS..." He then got punched again... So he says to the bartender, "What is this, a Clinton country?" The bartender says "no, Horse country."

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Green and Laughs

Q: What's green and laughs at you while riding away?
A: A Leprechaun on a race horse!

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