Animal Jokes

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Jittery Dino

Q: What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A: A nervous rex.

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Bleeding with Two Legs

Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.

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Dead Blonde and A Skunk

Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde and a skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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