Animal Jokes

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Personal Trainer

I have a personal trainer. She makes me chase rabbits though the woods three times a day at a dead run. Also, she has 4 legs and a tail.

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God Stop Making Pegasus

Q: Why did God stop making Pegasuses?
A: Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

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Make a Cat Drink

Q: How do you make a cat drink?
A: Put it in a blender, and strain off the fur.

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