Brother-in-law Went to the Doctor

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time achieving an orgasm.
The Dr said "which position do you use?"
"Doggy style," said dumb shit.
"Why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if that works any better." said the Dr.
"We've tried that" he said, "but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!"

Dog Drink

Q: How do you make a dog drink?
A: Put it in the blender.

Tough One

Q: What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
A: A killer butterfly!