Animal Jokes

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Fire Hydrant

Q: If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.

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A Black Guy In A Bar

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says "where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies "Over in Africa, there's millions of them !! "

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Football Dog

Q:  Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A:  It was a boxer!

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