Animal Jokes

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The Snake and the Truck

There once was a snake crossing a highway and a truck ran over its ass. When the snake went back to get its ass, a truck ran over its head. The moral of the story is, "Don't lose your head over a piece of ass!"

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Submitted BY: burrolasteve

Cat and Gorilla

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out at night!

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Anonymous

For the Pigs

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous