Animal Jokes

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Cats And Men

  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.
  • Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Personal Drink

Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
A: 'Gator-ade'.

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Spots

Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: The outside.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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