Animal Jokes

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Don't Walk -Riddles

Q: What do you do with a dog that doesn’t have any legs?
A: You take him for a drag.

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He Has A Cold

Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold!

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Paddy and His Goldfish

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.   The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"

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