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Black Widow Spiders
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Dog at Flea Circus
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
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Difference between Cats and Dogs
A dog thinks: "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
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