Alcohol Jokes

Drinking Code

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walked into a bar.
The brunette said to the bartender "I'll have a B and C."
"What's a B and C?" asked the bartender.
"Bourbon and Coke," replied the brunette.
"I'll have a G and T," said the red head.
"What's a G and T?" asked the bartender.
"Gin and tonic." replied the red head.
"I'll have a15," said the blonde.
"What's a 15?" asked the bartender.
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,"Duh, a 7 and 7."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
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West Virginia Drinking

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? 
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (West Virginia Jokes) , Redneck Jokes , Alcohol Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Man Torture

Q: What's the best way to torture a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Riddles
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