Airplane Jokes

Yo Mama - Airplane

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Take-off / Landing Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
Anonymous

Air Trouble

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We're currently flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port engines have fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and our flight attendant. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
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Anonymous

Skydiving Lesson

My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first - timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?" Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sports Jokes
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