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Story of My Friend

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.  I said "Hi Jack."  He shot me.

Airline Food?!

Tower: "Delta 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7"

Delta 702: "Tower, Delta 702 switching to Departure ... by the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "Southwest 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7 ... did you copy the report from Delta?"

Southwest 635: "Southwest 635, cleared for takeoff ... and yes, we copied Delta and we've already notified our caterers."

Duh!

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?

A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

Wright Can't Make Wrong

One right can't make a wrong... But two Wrights can make an airplane!

Blonde and a 747

Q: What do a blonde and a 747 have in common?

A: They both have big cockpits.