Kiel's Jokes

Cannibal Terror

A cannibal attacked employees at a curry factory. Most escaped injury, but the manager is in a korma.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Five Days

I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.

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Written By: KielPhillips