Kiel's Jokes

On Time

My grandad lost a lung during the war.
That's why he was fired from his medical courier job.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Ant Army

Q: What do you call army ants when they're fighting?
A: Combatants

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Wishful Thinking

You know you're getting old when you back is the only thing that is stiff when you wake up in the morning.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips