Kiel's Jokes

Vacation

"Just taken my wife to Maine"
"Bangor?"
"None of your fucking business"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ten Paces

Don't see the point in gunfights.
They always end in a draw.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Last Chance

Told my girlfriend she had one last chance to do something with my penis or we were through.
She's blown it.

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Written By: KielPhillips