Kiel's Jokes

Hard Times

Funeral homes are forever getting stiffed.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Doc Quack

I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Pirate Poker

Q: Where does a pirate keep his poker cards?
A: Close to his chest.

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Written By: KielPhillips